1 00:00:02,136 --> 00:00:04,803 ♪ It seems today that all you see 2 00:00:04,872 --> 00:00:08,240 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV 3 00:00:08,309 --> 00:00:11,943 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values 4 00:00:12,013 --> 00:00:14,980 ♪ On which we used to rely 5 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:18,283 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy 6 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:21,603 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do 7 00:00:21,671 --> 00:00:23,288 ♪ All the things that make us 8 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:24,956 ♪ Laugh and cry 9 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:29,962 ♪ He's a family guy ♪ 10 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,502 Where are you going? 11 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,549 I'm going to Quagmire's to get some hand-me-downs. 12 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:42,307 His dad-mom sent over some boxes of men's clothes 13 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,343 from back before the old chippety-choppety. 14 00:00:44,411 --> 00:00:46,979 Ugh. You shouldn't wear people's old, dirty clothes. 15 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,413 Well, I'm a dirty guy, Lois. 16 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:49,948 Haven't you ever seen my naughty, 17 00:00:50,017 --> 00:00:51,457 late night, party-line commercials? 18 00:00:52,169 --> 00:00:54,002 Hey, are you lonely? 19 00:00:54,070 --> 00:00:56,938 Do you like to party with hot girls? 20 00:00:57,007 --> 00:01:00,275 What about horsing around with fat guys? 21 00:01:00,344 --> 00:01:01,976 Well, what are you waiting for? 22 00:01:02,045 --> 00:01:03,712 Give us a call. 23 00:01:03,781 --> 00:01:07,081 I'll be on the toilet, wearing a T-shirt that's so long 24 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:10,430 I have to hold it under my chin while I wipe. 25 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:18,926 Wow. Your dad doesn't use this dickey anymore? 26 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:22,631 That's crazy. Why would anyone get rid of a perfectly good dickey? 27 00:01:22,699 --> 00:01:25,049 I see what you're doing, and cut it out. 28 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:26,159 Hey, what are these? 29 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:30,772 Oh, my God. I haven't seen these in years. 30 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,386 What do you got there? Some kind of home movie from the Orient? 31 00:01:33,410 --> 00:01:34,820 No, no, this is Winter Summer. 32 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:36,989 It was a Korean soap opera that I was in. 33 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:38,875 You were in a Korean soap opera? 34 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:41,233 Yeah, back when the Navy had me stationed in Busan. 35 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:43,312 I saw an ad in the paper for guys over 5'4", 36 00:01:43,336 --> 00:01:45,237 and I was the only one who showed up. 37 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:48,573 Next thing I know, I'm on TV, playing a guy named American Johnny. 38 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,776 Wow, I didn't even know you could act. 39 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,922 You also didn't know I was a rock polisher. 40 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,023 Take a look at that. 41 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,613 Oh, my! What is that? 42 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:56,882 That's tiger eye. 43 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,049 Extraordinary. 44 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,338 Holy crap, Quagmire, you speak Korean? 45 00:02:37,408 --> 00:02:38,907 No, not really. 46 00:02:38,975 --> 00:02:40,653 They just told me how to sound the words out phonetically. 47 00:02:40,677 --> 00:02:43,089 So, you never knew what you were actually saying? 48 00:02:43,113 --> 00:02:44,846 No. In fact, at the height of the show, 49 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:49,668 I did a whole pro-genital mutilation PSA that I really regret. 50 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:51,703 Wow, that girl's hot. That's a guy. 51 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,605 That other guy's handsome. That's a girl. 52 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,418 That cat is cute. That's a dog. 53 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:56,958 What is everything? 54 00:02:59,212 --> 00:03:02,158 Oh, my God, if Hee-Sun and Bong-Hwa don't get together, 55 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,749 I'm gonna kill myself! 56 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:06,785 You're crazy. Bong-Hwa is completely dishonorable. 57 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,974 He brought a personal item to work. 58 00:03:24,921 --> 00:03:26,521 Oh, my God! No way! 59 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:28,856 I told you! I told you! 60 00:03:28,925 --> 00:03:32,077 Wow, I guess he didn't die in the vending machine. 61 00:03:37,834 --> 00:03:39,267 What? It's over? 62 00:03:39,335 --> 00:03:41,313 Should we put in the next one? Of course, we should. 63 00:03:41,337 --> 00:03:43,271 We are binge watching this whole show. 64 00:03:43,339 --> 00:03:44,851 I mean, I haven't been this into something since 65 00:03:44,875 --> 00:03:46,591 The Shawshank Redemption. 66 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:49,160 Yes, um, after you escaped into the hole, 67 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,095 how did you perfectly reattach 68 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:53,765 the Raquel Welch poster from inside the hole 69 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,700 with a tautness that a rock could pierce? 70 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:56,946 Does it really matter? 71 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:58,002 It does to me. 72 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,482 Did you even like the movie? 73 00:03:59,506 --> 00:04:01,540 I did very much up until that point. 74 00:04:17,273 --> 00:04:18,913 Whoa! 75 00:04:46,169 --> 00:04:47,502 Oh, my God! 76 00:04:47,570 --> 00:04:49,482 Quagmire, give me the last tape. 77 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:52,173 Huh. Sorry, guys. There are no more tapes. 78 00:04:52,242 --> 00:04:53,720 What? Where's the last one? 79 00:04:53,744 --> 00:04:55,443 He's right. 80 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:57,072 Oh, my God! What do we do? 81 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,475 Quagmire, tell us what happened. 82 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:00,309 Did Hee-Sun live to have the baby? 83 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,868 Did Kim secure a position at the hydroelectric plant? 84 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:04,216 I don't know, I don't remember. 85 00:05:04,254 --> 00:05:05,832 How can you not remember? 86 00:05:05,856 --> 00:05:07,889 It was 20 years ago. We shot out of order. 87 00:05:07,958 --> 00:05:09,958 I never even knew what I was saying. 88 00:05:10,027 --> 00:05:11,893 I didn't care. I was living the life. 89 00:05:11,962 --> 00:05:14,295 Just banging chicks and eating cabbage. You know. 90 00:05:14,364 --> 00:05:16,431 Oh, crap, what do we do about our show? 91 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:19,167 Now I know how that German movie producer felt. 92 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,836 All right, Friedrich, now that World War II is over, 93 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,972 we can get back to making comedies again. 94 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,907 Get me these comedy writers. 95 00:05:25,976 --> 00:05:29,055 Uh, I don't think any of these guys are available. 96 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,679 What? This is terrible. Get me my agent! 97 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:34,716 He's probably not gonna answer either. 98 00:05:34,784 --> 00:05:36,196 Well, this is crazy! What happened? 99 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:38,620 Oh, I remember what happened. 100 00:05:43,894 --> 00:05:45,760 That episode's not online anywhere. 101 00:05:45,829 --> 00:05:48,274 I even tried the Korean search engine, Bing Bong. 102 00:05:48,298 --> 00:05:49,764 That's not real. 103 00:05:49,833 --> 00:05:52,211 All right, it's not. But, Quagmire, we need that episode. 104 00:05:52,235 --> 00:05:53,613 We gotta know what happened. 105 00:05:53,637 --> 00:05:55,303 Guys, I'm sorry, but it was years ago, 106 00:05:55,371 --> 00:05:56,988 and it never aired outside Korea. 107 00:05:58,241 --> 00:06:00,408 So, we go to Korea. 108 00:06:00,476 --> 00:06:01,888 Yes. Buying tickets. 109 00:06:01,912 --> 00:06:04,745 Come on, guys, it's just a dumb, forgotten TV show. 110 00:06:04,815 --> 00:06:07,660 Quagmire, we have to know how Winter Summer ends. 111 00:06:07,684 --> 00:06:09,762 This show is our whole life now. 112 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,998 Yeah, if we don't find that tape, we're screwed. 113 00:06:12,022 --> 00:06:14,902 Like anybody who goes scuba diving with Dave Navarro. 114 00:06:40,017 --> 00:06:42,228 All right, gang, me and the guys are off to Korea 115 00:06:42,252 --> 00:06:45,286 to find the last episode of a soap opera Quagmire was in. 116 00:06:45,355 --> 00:06:49,024 Peter, this is ridiculous. What am I supposed to do if work calls? 117 00:06:49,092 --> 00:06:50,358 Just do what I do. 118 00:06:50,426 --> 00:06:52,939 Hold the phone up to any episode of Who's the Boss? 119 00:06:52,963 --> 00:06:55,796 Griffin, it's been four days. Why haven't you come to work? 120 00:06:55,866 --> 00:06:57,009 Angela? 121 00:06:57,033 --> 00:06:58,233 Of course, it's me. 122 00:06:58,301 --> 00:07:00,534 You know, I've got half a mind to fire you. 123 00:07:00,603 --> 00:07:02,136 Angela. 124 00:07:02,205 --> 00:07:06,174 Oh, I can't stay mad at you. I'll see you when I see you. 125 00:07:26,295 --> 00:07:28,696 Man, Epcot nailed Asia. 126 00:07:30,267 --> 00:07:31,944 American Johnny. 127 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:35,830 American Johnny! American Johnny! 128 00:07:38,074 --> 00:07:40,492 Holy crap, Quagmire, you're famous here. 129 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:41,976 It's American Johnny. 130 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,444 American Johnny is back. 131 00:07:43,513 --> 00:07:46,448 I take a picture with giant Samsung phone. 132 00:07:46,516 --> 00:07:49,834 Giant Samsung phone is also tiny Kia car! 133 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,397 American Johnny. American Johnny. 134 00:08:03,466 --> 00:08:07,185 Welcome, American Johnny. We give only best room for you. 135 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:09,687 Would you like smoking or chain smoking? 136 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:12,223 Oh. Smoking, I guess? Yes. 137 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:15,960 And how many ridiculous things would you like your toilet to do? 138 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:18,863 Do you have one that goes "yum, yum, yum, yum, yum"? 139 00:08:18,931 --> 00:08:20,681 Ah, Presidential suite. 140 00:08:26,022 --> 00:08:27,889 Well, Donna's mother died. 141 00:08:27,958 --> 00:08:29,201 But we should probably head out 142 00:08:29,225 --> 00:08:31,859 to find the last episode of that Korean soap opera. 143 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:33,027 Yeah. Where's Peter? 144 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:34,506 Oh, he went to get plastic surgery. 145 00:08:34,530 --> 00:08:35,997 He did? 146 00:08:36,066 --> 00:08:38,177 Yeah, Korea's the plastic surgery capital of the world. 147 00:08:38,201 --> 00:08:39,801 Nobody here thinks you look good 148 00:08:39,869 --> 00:08:42,770 unless you have big round eyes and a tiny little nose and chin. 149 00:08:42,839 --> 00:08:44,872 Hi, guys. Peter! Are you all right? 150 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,540 You know what? I feel good. 151 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:49,321 I feel like I want to giggle behind my hand at a lot of things, 152 00:08:49,345 --> 00:08:52,330 and hold, but not eat, a big ice cream cone. 153 00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:59,716 There were more birds than videos in there. 154 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,472 Yeah, and no sign of Winter Summer. 155 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:02,907 Glenn? 156 00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:04,095 Glenn Quagmire? 157 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,778 Sujin? 158 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,381 It's Hee-Sun from the show! 159 00:09:15,405 --> 00:09:16,637 I don't believe it. 160 00:09:16,706 --> 00:09:19,991 She's so beautiful. She's so beautiful! 161 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,592 How did you find me? 162 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:23,305 I heard that American Johnny was back. 163 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:27,098 So I started following you on the new Where American Johnny? app. 164 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:28,900 I already rich from that. 165 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,885 Dance for me, Hilary Duff! 166 00:09:34,591 --> 00:09:36,257 It's so great to see you, Sujin. 167 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,225 You look just as pretty as ever. 168 00:09:38,294 --> 00:09:41,513 I've waited every day hoping you would return. 169 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,631 And I never stopped thinking of you. 170 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:46,501 Were you guys involved? 171 00:09:46,570 --> 00:09:47,902 We were, Peter. 172 00:09:47,970 --> 00:09:49,604 Korean OMG! 173 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,417 Sujin, we actually came here to find 174 00:09:51,441 --> 00:09:53,152 the last episode of Winter Summer. 175 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:54,420 Would you happen to have it? 176 00:09:54,444 --> 00:09:55,588 Of course. 177 00:09:55,612 --> 00:09:56,689 Can we see it? 178 00:09:56,713 --> 00:09:58,029 Well, yes. Tonight. 179 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,043 Glenn, you and your friends must come 180 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,211 to my home for gross Korean dinner. 181 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:05,014 Man, look at them. They make such a cute couple. 182 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,278 Like Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man. 183 00:10:15,599 --> 00:10:17,882 I'm so happy you all could make it tonight. 184 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,663 We will have many things you will nibble at and not eat. 185 00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:21,998 Then I will give you a pizza. 186 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,565 Yeah, yeah, that's great. 187 00:10:23,589 --> 00:10:25,768 Can we watch that last episode of Winter Summer now? 188 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,737 We will watch together after dinner. 189 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:30,823 In the meantime, feel free to watch Korean pop videos. 190 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,745 What is this, and how can I make the rest of my life about it? 191 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,491 Dinner will be ready soon. 192 00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:51,760 But, Glenn, I have a surprise for you. 193 00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:53,095 Do you remember Buttercup? 194 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,268 Who's Buttercup? 195 00:10:56,339 --> 00:10:59,240 Oh, my God, I can't believe Buttercup is still alive! 196 00:10:59,309 --> 00:11:00,909 Alive and well. 197 00:11:00,977 --> 00:11:03,711 Wait a minute, you named a cat Buttercup? 198 00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:06,531 Only Quagmire. 199 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:11,235 And you know, Glenn, after you moved away, Buttercup had kittens. 200 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:12,782 What? That's right. 201 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,205 You're a grandfather. 202 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,675 My God. 203 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:20,528 This is more pussy than even I can handle. 204 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,608 Is he gonna say "giggity"? 205 00:11:22,632 --> 00:11:24,165 Should I say "giggity"? 206 00:11:24,234 --> 00:11:26,201 Are other people allowed to say "giggity"? 207 00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:28,747 Giggity. What? 208 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,138 Nothing. It's stupid. 209 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,262 Oh, that was a great dinner, Sujin. 210 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,031 I've missed you so much. 211 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,734 I'd forgotten how happy we make each other. 212 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,502 Okay, I'm done with this sweet rice water 213 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,204 that has a pine nut floating in it. 214 00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:47,371 Nice dessert, by the way. 215 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,251 Can we watch the thing now? Of course. 216 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:52,877 Here it is. The last episode of Winter Summer. 217 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,947 Oh, my God. This is everything I've dreamed of. 218 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:59,100 Well, this, and becoming a half-man, half-horse. 219 00:11:59,169 --> 00:12:01,936 Give up these legs? Don't be absurd. 220 00:12:31,868 --> 00:12:33,033 Why? 221 00:12:33,102 --> 00:12:35,948 Why would American Johnny leave Korea? 222 00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:39,106 He had everything. Love. A family. 223 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,019 Why would he go back to his sad, 224 00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:43,403 pathetic bachelor life in America? 225 00:12:43,446 --> 00:12:45,079 He's got nothing there. 226 00:12:45,147 --> 00:12:47,326 Why would he ever want to go home? 227 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,849 Okay, Quagmire, let's go home. 228 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:52,736 Well, you know what? You're right, Peter. 229 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:54,705 American Johnny never should've left. 230 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,790 It was the only time he was ever happy. 231 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,192 What? What are you saying? 232 00:12:58,261 --> 00:13:01,429 Hey, Sinju, your TV says it's 21:00. 233 00:13:01,497 --> 00:13:03,014 What is that in real time? 234 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,683 I'm saying I'm not going back to Quahog. 235 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:06,817 What? 236 00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:08,786 But we've seen the last episode. 237 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,455 We did what we came here to do. 238 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,556 Peter, everything you just said is true. 239 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,937 I don't have anyone waiting for me in Quahog. 240 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:19,030 But here I've got Sujin. I've got Buttercup and our grandcats. 241 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,731 I've got a family. 242 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,534 I'm not gonna make the same mistake American Johnny did. 243 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,770 I'm staying here. 244 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,506 Will Quagmire stay in Korea? 245 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,975 Will Peter find a new friend? 246 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:33,410 Find out after this Korean commercial 247 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:37,782 Ashton Kutcher thought no one in America would ever see. 248 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,751 Hi. I'm Ashton Kutcher. 249 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,654 Have you ever killed a dog while driving drunk, 250 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:45,735 and then been upset that there was no way for your car engine 251 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,599 to cook it for you on the rest of the drive home? 252 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:53,247 Well, those days are over, thanks to Dr. Lee's Pet Engine Cooking Bag. 253 00:13:53,316 --> 00:13:56,551 Just put the dog in the bag, place it over the engine block, 254 00:13:56,619 --> 00:13:59,920 and drive your usual 20 miles per hour over the speed limit. 255 00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:04,658 Mmm, bow-wow. 256 00:14:04,727 --> 00:14:06,494 I'm Ashton Kutcher, and remember, 257 00:14:06,563 --> 00:14:10,882 Dr. Lee's Pet Engine Cooking Bags are not meant for babies. 258 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,830 But they can be used for babies. 259 00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,622 Quagmire, you can't stay in Korea. 260 00:14:23,646 --> 00:14:25,674 We all got lives back in Quahog. 261 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,965 That's just it, Peter. You have lives. 262 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,274 You guys all have wives and kids. 263 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,648 And I have nothing waiting for me back there. 264 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,505 But here, I have a family. 265 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,552 Plus, commercial pilots around here 266 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,587 can just fly their plane into the ocean if they want. 267 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,222 Peter's right. We can't just leave you here. 268 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,112 Who am I gonna get all my wiener jokes from? 269 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,614 You're my wiener guy. 270 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,294 Joe, I got them from a book. 271 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,986 I wish I didn't know that. Don't peek behind the curtain, huh? 272 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,622 Sorry, guys, you're not gonna change my mind. 273 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:54,010 I just feel like I belong here with Sujin. 274 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,279 What are you gonna do? 275 00:14:58,348 --> 00:15:00,381 It's a powerful thing when a woman pays you 276 00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:02,483 even the slightest bit of attention. 277 00:15:02,551 --> 00:15:04,663 Yeah, God knows I've been there. 278 00:15:04,687 --> 00:15:06,607 Welcome to Chili's. We're through. 279 00:15:13,029 --> 00:15:15,663 I can't believe Quagmire isn't coming back with us. 280 00:15:15,731 --> 00:15:17,931 Donna's mother? It was suicide. 281 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,312 You guys want to check out Brazil while we're out? 282 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:23,215 We just got to accept that Quagmire has made his decision. 283 00:15:23,239 --> 00:15:24,950 There's nothing we can do about it. 284 00:15:24,974 --> 00:15:28,075 Yeah, I guess as far as Quagmire's concerned, 285 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,610 he's totally Korean now. 286 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,446 Guys, there's only one way to get through to a Korean. 287 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:50,781 Through their music. 288 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,684 Uh-huh. Yeah, we can try your thing. 289 00:15:59,008 --> 00:16:01,876 Ugh, another show about a lizard. 290 00:16:01,945 --> 00:16:03,989 Quagmire, you're making a mistake. 291 00:16:04,013 --> 00:16:05,257 Quahog is where you belong. 292 00:16:05,281 --> 00:16:06,847 That's right. 293 00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:10,350 And if you won't listen to us, maybe you'll listen to, um, us. 294 00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:11,452 But singing. 295 00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:16,407 ♪ Quagmire 296 00:16:18,594 --> 00:16:19,694 ♪ Quagmire 297 00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:27,935 ♪ Your new romance has you lost in an Asian trance 298 00:16:28,004 --> 00:16:31,322 ♪ So we're breaking the spell with a K-Pop dance 299 00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:34,792 ♪ In our booty pants 300 00:16:37,881 --> 00:16:41,014 ♪ Everything in this land is complete nonsense 301 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,518 ♪ Even worse, Kim Jong Un lives across that fence 302 00:16:46,289 --> 00:16:48,089 ♪ Come home where you belong 303 00:16:48,157 --> 00:16:49,924 ♪ Quahog is your home 304 00:16:49,993 --> 00:16:51,009 ♪ Quagmire 305 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:53,260 ♪ Who wants to live in Korea? 306 00:16:53,329 --> 00:16:54,511 ♪ Come home 307 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,730 ♪ Their name sounds like gonorrhea 308 00:16:56,799 --> 00:16:58,232 ♪ Quahog 309 00:16:58,301 --> 00:17:00,496 ♪ So, Quagmire, please tell 'em, "See ya" 310 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,131 ♪ Come on, come on, come on home 311 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,195 ♪ Quahog is your home... ♪ Boy 312 00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:07,453 ♪ Whiskey, steaks and giant bongs 313 00:17:07,477 --> 00:17:09,060 ♪ Ricki Lake and Howie Long 314 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,739 ♪ Giant boobies, firm and strong 315 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:11,796 ♪ Not here 316 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,815 ♪ Only in the USA Hey 317 00:17:14,884 --> 00:17:16,183 ♪ Come on home today 318 00:17:18,988 --> 00:17:20,604 ♪ Confusion dance break 319 00:17:23,726 --> 00:17:25,326 ♪ Random names of snacks now 320 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,262 ♪ Candy 321 00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:29,163 ♪ Quahog 322 00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:31,265 ♪ Marshmallow 323 00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:33,150 ♪ Candy, Quahog, marshmallow 324 00:17:35,738 --> 00:17:38,222 ♪ You only belong in Quahog 325 00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:39,323 ♪ Come home 326 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,310 ♪ You really love pussy They eat dog 327 00:17:42,378 --> 00:17:45,195 ♪ So, buddy, please run, don't jog, and 328 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:48,716 ♪ Come on, come on, come on home Quahog is your home, boy 329 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,069 ♪ Whoo! 330 00:17:57,459 --> 00:17:58,459 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 331 00:18:02,699 --> 00:18:05,999 Sorry, guys. I know those New York Giants jerseys weren't cheap. 332 00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:08,135 But I'm staying here, and that's final. 333 00:18:16,145 --> 00:18:19,213 Well, I pressed our matching beige pantsuits for tomorrow. 334 00:18:19,949 --> 00:18:21,215 Goodnight. 335 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,137 Who's that? This is my grandfather. 336 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:30,174 He is going to live with us, in the Asian tradition. 337 00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:32,838 So will the rest of my aunts, uncles and cousins. 338 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,380 They will? Of course. 339 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,609 And have you met Great-Grandma? 340 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,351 I can see through her. 341 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,153 Is she a ghost? 342 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,450 We don't know. She won't answer. 343 00:18:44,474 --> 00:18:47,720 Tomorrow, you take her to town to buy root vegetable. 344 00:18:47,744 --> 00:18:51,746 After that, you will get psychopath haircut, so you'll look like one of us. 345 00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:56,461 What's the matter, Glenn? You don't seem completely emotionless. 346 00:18:56,485 --> 00:18:59,287 No. No, no. I am. I am. I am emotionless. 347 00:19:00,355 --> 00:19:01,989 Goodnight, Glenn. 348 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:05,859 Oh. And just so you know, three of my cousins have night terrors. 349 00:19:12,935 --> 00:19:14,134 Oh, no! 350 00:19:21,711 --> 00:19:24,289 It's crazy we're going home without Quagmire. 351 00:19:24,313 --> 00:19:25,624 What are we gonna do without him? 352 00:19:25,648 --> 00:19:28,515 Let his house to a sorority, enjoy the babes. 353 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,624 Huh. 354 00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,605 Good-bye, Quagmire. 355 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,874 We're gonna miss you, buddy. 356 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,627 Guys, wait! 357 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:44,614 ♪ Who wants to live in Korea? 358 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,485 ♪ Their name sounds like gonorrhea 359 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,421 ♪ Candy 360 00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,121 ♪ Quahog 361 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,173 ♪ Marshmallow 362 00:19:53,242 --> 00:19:55,576 ♪ Candy, Quahog, marshmallow ♪ 363 00:19:58,013 --> 00:19:59,547 What I'm trying to say is, 364 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,149 "Guys, I'm coming back to Quahog with you." 365 00:20:02,217 --> 00:20:04,452 You are? Oh, that's great! 366 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,399 Wait, won't that upset Sujin, and your new Korean family? 367 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,701 What, are you kidding? They all got to be in a K-Pop song. 368 00:20:09,725 --> 00:20:11,270 That's all anyone here wants. 369 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:13,060 Look, Great-Grandma is so happy, 370 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,009 she finally died and became a ghost. 371 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,668 Thanks again for convincing me to come home, guys. 372 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,202 No problem, Quagmire. 373 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,872 Looks like Donna's mother's funeral went well. 374 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:33,747 Odd choice to have an open casket for a gunshot suicide. 375 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,883 Yeah, I thought I wanted a family, 376 00:20:35,951 --> 00:20:38,030 but I love having no responsibilities here. 377 00:20:38,054 --> 00:20:40,174 I can get drunk whenever, sleep with anyone, 378 00:20:40,222 --> 00:20:43,268 and just hide in my house and avoid the world if I feel like it. 379 00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:44,858 Wow, that's great. 380 00:20:44,927 --> 00:20:47,778 And totally doesn't sound like symptoms of clinical depression. 381 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:50,414 I heard you gentlemen went to South Korea. 382 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,015 Yeah. Well, that's cool. 383 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,385 We went to Lake Havasu, you losers. 384 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,694 We nabbed so much college beav!